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Neon is the founder/leader of this website, or at least until someone organizes a mutiny. He started playing card games with Magic the Gathering during the Return to Ravnica, with a peak competitive achievement of "almost making the top 8 of a PTQ that one time". He began playing Eternal in Spring 2016, where he started writing articles and podcasting. Neon has a wife and son, researches algae-derived biojet fuel for his job, and sleeps very little.
LightsOutAce is an Eternal streamer and content creator with success at every level of the game and tournament circuit. He is known for playing competitive, yet off-the-beaten path decks and his jovial, lighthearted demeanor. Favorite emotes include "Kreygasm" and "KappaPride".
Flash2351 is an Eternal limited specialist with a regular drafting column. If he isn't busy punting tournament games on stream or trainwrecking other streamers' drafts, you can often find him lurking on the Eternal discord recruiting new players into the cult of Kennadins or tricking another unsuspecting newbie to force fire in #draft. He is also known for some of the best, but least appreciated, deck names the community has to offer, including works of art like "Crunch-less Dragoncrunch", "The ISO in ISO’s Stirring Odyssey stands for ISO’s Stirring Odyssey" and "Miracle-less Blitz-less Wonderbread Deluxe".
ExKirby is the only player who has been able to meme a card into relevance, bringing Scraptank from excellent sideboard tech in armoury to a core component in both grenadins and scrappy hour. Since then, he's done precisely fuck all.
A former bioinformatician and genomic scientist, Kaelos attempts to mathematically model the unconscious heuristics that players call "intuition" to reverse-engineer card design, deck synergies, and game meta. Sometimes she wins things by accident, but finding and testing novel card interactions (generating terrible memes) is really her calling. As a woman who experiences "disability roulette" on a daily basis, Kaelos understands the importance of an inclusive, tolerant, and encouraging gaming community. Her main project is with The Eternal Post.
Not planning any mutinies that you know of, LocoPojo is a streamer and Youtuber as well as the occasional caster, tournament player, writer, collaborator, newbie educator, deck doctor... pretty much anything as long as he gets to talk about Eternal. Currently specializing in low-sodium, high greed jank, he still finds plenty of time to draft and make ranked Master every month, often with some eldritch monstrosity that has too many New Tomorrows in it. His Eternal motto is "consider the human" followed closely by "I bet I can fit Invoke the Waystones into this deck"
Cymen has been playing Dota 2 since the early beta stage. After writing a couple articles about the game prior to its first public reveal, he was invited to the beta by IceFrog himself (he was a mod on the PlayDota website at the time) and became a tester around the time of the first International. As an avid fan of fantasy world-building, he knows all there is to know about world of DOTA 2 and cannot wait to see it expanded upon in Artifact. He currently works with the Artificer's Guild.